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Just plantain leaves, rice bran oil, pine tar, beeswax, bergamont, and galbanum essential oils. 100% Natural and Organic Salve For Almost Any Situation. Rashes, Wounds, Scrapes, Boils, Cysts, Splinters, Bites, Stings, and Bruises.\"\u003edrawing salve\u003c\/a\u003e (This stuff sucks... poison out), wound ointment, blister balm, anti-itch roller bottles, and some BIG ASS lip balm for your hiking and camping adventures. ROAM WITH THE GNOME. We offer gift bag sets for your friend or relative who wants to conquer the world! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-hairy-gnome-blister-balm-natural-healing-remedy-for-blisters","title":"The Hairy Gnome - Blister Balm. If You Don't Have Blisters... You're Not Working Hard Enough.  Natural Healing Remedy for Blisters","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE HAIRY GNOME is an outdoors product line of Serendipitous Summer Farms. 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Wonderfully aromatic blend of essential oils and healing herbs handmade here at the farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNOT JUST FOR LIPS FOLKS!! This is a great lip salve because of its amazing medicinal ingredients, but can be used to soothe and heal any chapped, raw, or rashy skin. Contains a natural SPF 30.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLip Service contains the herb lemon balm. Known to kill the virus associated with cold sores.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJUST 100% NATURAL, ORGANIC NON-GMO LIP BALM: No toxic chemicals, no petroleum or petroleum derivatives, no soy, no corn, no cheap fillers! 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